Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Celebrity Husband?

"If you had to marry a celebrity, who would you marry?"

The answer to this question is just so blatently obvious, it pains me to have to even answer this.


Ed Westwick, of course. Any other answer is incorrect. I know this is an opinion thing, but if your answer is not Ed Westwick, you're wrong. I'm sorry, but he is just better. period. So after watching several seasons of Gossip Girl and each episode and oh that's the bell. I can't finish this in this class time. I'll continue this another day. TaTa. Don't wanna be late. LATER GATOR.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Wind's Personalities


A Wind’s Personalities
By Tianna Zondervan

Soft
   Sweet
      Silent
It cools the blistering air
   Lightly
It carries the dandelion’s white parachute
It grows
And grows
   Savage
      Strong
         Stinging
It rips the green from the arms of the trees
   Fearless
It throws the ocean waves into a frenzy
It howls
And howls
Until once more it becomes
   Soft
      Sweet
         And silent

Blocks for Creation

Blocks for Creations
    By Tianna Zondervan

Several  Small
             Fun
             Painful
             Bumpy
             Sharp
             Colorful
Blocks in a pile
On the floor
All different Shapes
                   Sizes
                   Shades
Joined
Attached
Combined to create Buildings
                      Boats
                    People
                    Planes
         Trucks
                    Trains
Legos can invent
               anything

Legos can create
                        Everything.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Poems and stuffers.

Sincerely, Tianna.
Goodbye! I started with Goodbye because what if I said "hello" and then I died, and the person I was talking to never got to say goodbye, and neither did I? Deep stuff, I know. I'm just here to let ya'll  (As Tex, my Texan friend from Texas would say) that I gotta be posting poetry and stuffs for English. So enjoy!  Or hate, I don't care. Why do people say that? I do care. Nobody ever "doesn't" care. They be lyin says they otherwise. Golly! Gosh! Goodness! Gracious! My! Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end you octopus.
I'll end with this: Hello.
Dear,
Bloggers <3

I bet i left you confused as a killer whale in the Sahara Desert on a snowy day. What it is. What. It. Is.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

One time... at band camp.... JAY KAY. One time, my sister was like, "You would be so bored in jail." and i was all, "Uh, no. I wouldn't." Then we got into an argument and I made a list of all the things you could do in jail. Today, I'm going to share this list with you.

I would draw pictures
make up dances
read books
braid my hair all sorts of fun ways!
plan my escape
write songs
sing songs
play "Would You Rather" with the inmates
learn a new language
make a new language
convert people to hinduism, then ultimately to Christianity.
practice origami
perform the dances I had created previously
Learn how to pole dance. jk. jk the jk. hahahahaha jk.
cure cancer
graffiti
work out/yoga
make my jailbird stripes look goooood


Jail wouldn't faze me. Phaze? Phase? Fase? Faize? Maize? Corn?

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

BRACE YO SELFZ.

These days, you can see braces virtually anywhere. You walk down the street and people flash a smile and you and their metal mouths hang open for the world to see. They have braces. A bunch. But now, braces have gone beyond the oral common ground that people stand. Braces can now be seen on limbs. Feet. Arms. Legs. Hands. The whole cha-bang. Or sha-bang? Even I, hard as it may seem, before my days of perfection, had a back brace. For a whole year and a half, I suffered. But those days are over. The dog days are gone. the DOG DAYS ARE GOOOoooOOOooone. Woah. Florence and the Machines hacked my account. Sorry bout that.