BRACE YO SELFZ.

These days, you can see braces virtually anywhere. You walk down the street and people flash a smile and you and their metal mouths hang open for the world to see. They have braces. A bunch. But now, braces have gone beyond the oral common ground that people stand. Braces can now be seen on limbs. Feet. Arms. Legs. Hands. The whole cha-bang. Or sha-bang? Even I, hard as it may seem, before my days of perfection, had a back brace. For a whole year and a half, I suffered. But those days are over. The dog days are gone. the DOG DAYS ARE GOOOoooOOOooone. Woah. Florence and the Machines hacked my account. Sorry bout that.