One time... at band camp.... JAY KAY. One time, my sister was like, "You would be so bored in jail." and i was all, "Uh, no. I wouldn't." Then we got into an argument and I made a list of all the things you could do in jail. Today, I'm going to share this list with you.

I would draw pictures
make up dances
read books
braid my hair all sorts of fun ways!
plan my escape
write songs
sing songs
play "Would You Rather" with the inmates
learn a new language
make a new language
convert people to hinduism, then ultimately to Christianity.
practice origami
perform the dances I had created previously
Learn how to pole dance. jk. jk the jk. hahahahaha jk.
cure cancer
graffiti
work out/yoga
make my jailbird stripes look goooood


Jail wouldn't faze me. Phaze? Phase? Fase? Faize? Maize? Corn?